Well, who would have thought that I would be clicking on "whale vomit" for more information? I did learn something today from you :) Don't those little guys say the most interesting things sometimes?
... just your average stay-at-home mom of four: sometimes exasperated, frequently exhausted, usually starved for adult conversation, and taking it all out on you...
All told, probably more women have lost a child from this world than haven’t. Most don’t mention it, and they go on from day to day as if it hadn’t happened, and so people imagine that a woman in this situation never really knew or loved what she had. But ask her sometime: how old would your child be now? And she’ll know.
-Barbara Kingsolver
Heavy is the head that eats the crayons.
~ Tracy Jordan
When one's expectations are reduced to zero, one really appreciates everything one does have.
~ Stephen Hawking
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
~ Bertrand Russell
If evil exists there is nothing that can be done about it, but if suffering is only caused by ignorance, then there is true hope.
~ Unknown
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
~ Jack Handey
I couldn't raise a kid? C'mon, I love bossing people around.
~ Elaine Benes
Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.
~ Marcus Aurelius
When motherhood becomes the fruit of a deep yearning, not the result of ignorance or accident, its children will become the foundation of a new race.
~ Margaret Sanger
Childbirth is more admirable than conquest, more amazing than self-defense, and as courageous as either one.
~ Gloria Steinem
When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy.
~ GeorgeCostanza
I would rather open a child's mind to wonder than close it with belief.
~ Unknown
The art of never making a mistake is crucial to motherhood. To be effective and to gain the respect she needs to function, a mother must have her children believe she has never engaged in sex, never made a bad decision, never caused her own mother a moment's anxiety, and was never a child.
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Well, who would have thought that I would be clicking on "whale vomit" for more information? I did learn something today from you :) Don't those little guys say the most interesting things sometimes?
Wow! Who knew the uses?!
I haven't had my breakfast yet and I'm looking up whale vomit on the internet... who knew?
How did he learn about this?!
whale vomit.... where on earth did that come from!
Whale vomit??? At least you won't get the plague.
: )
hahaha! too funny
tracy
huh. ya learn something every day. Maybe Chanel should capitalize on this...
I am impressed... but still slightly more repulsed. Ew!!
Now I want to teach my son about ambergris! Smart girl!
;)
Watch out! Captain Ahab will be coming to get you next. Nicely done, Eve!
I was told yesterday that I smelled like oatmeal. It was not said as a compliment.
Man, I love your kids! If you ever need a babysitter, call me, okay? They just couldn't get any cuter!
Hugs!!
What a smartie pants!
Wow! I hear "whale vomit" is actually much better than "whale spit" or "whale hurl". Good job
too funny!
best wishes
Ribbon :-)
ps... I'm very impressed :-)
I actually knew that - and I'm super impressed!
yer kids are always crackin me up!
What is going on in your house - your youngest is eating cat food and now you are wearing whale vomit!
LOL! Where do they get this stuff? Very creative if I do say so myself.
wow - that is hysterical. do you think that's available at walgreens? :)
How funny, kids are so smart! lol
Hi Rachel~
Stop by my place, I have an award for you.
Well done.
Get out!! How in the world? Plus, who first thought, "Hey, let's make that stuff into perfume!"
Very impressive. I need to get me some whale vomit!
I wonder what she was in a previous life?
Eve is too funny
Sorry we missed you over the weekend, next time we will plan it better. Gavin & Val were super cute, I will post pics. soon!!
Love ya~!
Is that a fragrance by Free Willie?
Okay. It's official. rizKids DO say the darnedest things!
I'm glad you looked at the positive side of that insult!
BTW--Here's something fun to do. I tagged you in a photo game on my blog. Check it out.
Whale's vomit? Who ever knew?
Hey, Rachel!
I have a mommy award for you over on my blog.
She's calling it for what it is. What a smart cookie.
So funny! Where can I get that scent :)
yes well vomit is a sophisticated word. and Whales well ... i have no idea what else to say!
When I read this post, at first I was shocked, then I was amazed! Learn something new every day...
LOL!!!
whale vomit is the name of my new band!
Priceless.
HA - this is why I stopped spritzing myself!
That IS impressive!
Hey, Whale Vomit is an aphrodisiac in Bogota...hahaha!
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